faidame:

wat ring u got bitch?
teapalm:

For (x) (Tasha Marie)
daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".
absinthius:

Lava Field, Iceland

nosherlock:

americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american

(Source: annehathahere)

— Terry Pratchett, “The Fifth Elephant” (via nuncallovioquenoparara)

(Source: twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese